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In college, David--highlights in his hair--had a speed bump in his dorm…To “slow the ladies down.”
Good buddy Stephanie enters dorm.
Hanging out in David’s room, Stephanie and David can no longer handle the smell of the roommate’s feet. Steph attempts to spray some of David’s cologne on his shoulder to mask the odor. She misses. Cologne is now in David’s mouth.
David sprints to the bathroom to gargle away the cologne.
Stephanie, laughing hysterically, follows David and stands on the speed bump.
David swishes water in his mouth and looks up.
Maybe it was the alcohol in the mouthwash, but . . .
Suddenly, Stephanie doesn’t look like a “buddy” anymore. Almost a year later, David finally convinces Stephanie to at least go on a date with him, And a few years after that, suckers her into committing her life to him.
Thank God that speed bump slowed us down just long enough!
